SO-MUCH-GOOD

dreadfulfuture:

Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971) dir. Yoshimitsu Banno

Disaster Year 20XX’s review

yes

yes

dorkly:

Harry Potter as a 1980’s Anime

Neo-Hogwarts is about to EXPLODE.

I have been looking for this for years.

aidanzeus:

Happy Earth Day.
Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) 

aidanzeus:

Happy Earth Day.

Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) 

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White
In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.
As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.
The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.
"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.
"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

facts-i-just-made-up:

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White

In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.

As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.

The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.

"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.

"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

invasionofcoffeemonster:

Lobby card for Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)

invasionofcoffeemonster:

Lobby card for Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)

invasionofcoffeemonster:

Italian poster for Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)

invasionofcoffeemonster:

Italian poster for Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)

how often do you masturbate
Anonymous

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

reallyreallyreallytrying:

this millionaire crocodile owns a chain of swamps. but how? and why???